Archive for June, 2013

Blackhawks Parade Day!

June 28th, 2013

The Hawks win the cup, so drink it up. It goes down smooth every time. Sadly, I couldn’t get any pics, mostly cause the (Nice cup!) 1st 3/4 of the main route they drove it at 35mph. It was weak sauce hard core. Us fans in 2010 got to see them as the path went […]

Paula Deen did little to help her case that she is big racist (silly bigot lady) She appeared on the Today Show with Matt Lauer, and it did not go very well for her. She now painted herself into one fat silly corner. Lauer, was pretty stern with her, and considering the ‘subject matter’, he […]

it turns out gay American’s DO deserve equal protection under the law (so long shit law) Suck it, homophobes! Wait, you might not want to, because that would make you super disco gay. But know this, the people yelling the loudest today are really seething at losing their ability to discriminate against a group of […]

The murder trial for George Zimmerman for killing Travyon Martin officially started yesterday. And it all started off with a Knock, not a (a fat sad man) bang. Zimmerman’s lawyer began the murder case……with this gem “Knock Knock! Who’s there? George Zimmerman. George Zimmerman who? All right good, you are on the jury ” *total […]

The Food Network fired Paula “Butter Ass” Deen for Type II (Deenlious) style of institutionalized racism. Look, it isn’t just a “slip up” This isn’t like Michael Richards, or “Dog the Bounty Hunter” It also is not just someone who said/did this in the past. If it were the case, I would be WAAAY more […]

Paula “Type II Diabetes” Deen AKA “Let’s flash-fry a fucking Buick” (bigot butter bitch) thinks “popsicles” are “butter on a stick”. It turns out, Paula’s a BIG “fucking racist funt” (filthy fat cunt). The good news is now she has been diagnosed with “Type II Racism”. She spoke under oath for an upcoming trial where […]

imagine a world where facts didn’t exist, & people just made shit up to suit their “every mental problem”. Then imagine a (Moron Patrol) group of people SO ignorant, SO factually lacking, that they live in an Alternate Reality apart from everyone else. POOF If you are a TeaOP’er, you’re already ‘THERE’. The “Derpy” one’s […]

Dingle Perry, Gasbag Issa

June 19th, 2013

Ricky Perry the Texas Dingle Berry said something scary: “Religious freedom does not mean freedom from religion” (oh shit) yes, it does. In governance, no one can select ONE religion to be the national religion. Hint: it’s the one all TeaOP’ers use in calling us a ‘Christian Nation’. That bonks Catholics Hindi, Islam, Morons, Sikh, […]

Miss Utah just shit the mental bed…badly. A lot like others (“did I win?”) before her, she as asked a question on “Income inequality” her answer was both hilarious, sad, and such insane babel: I think we can relate this back to education and how we are continuing to try to strive to (pause) figure […]

Maine’s top Republican, Ken Fredette had a response to another (listen to me) Democrat named Linda Sanborn, a retired family physician, who was explaining if they might or might not to accept the expansion of Medicade. He used the old Ron Burgundy “Men’s brains…..are bigger; its science fact”. What he said was ‘political comedy gold’: […]

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