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It turns out, when partisan clowns “Pretend” to be Journalists, things (No BS Zone!) always Go Sideways. In Fact, the Frauds “Make Up” Stuff instead of doing actual reporting. Well, I am here To Tell You, Intelligent Press Sec Jen Psaki is Not having it Any more. In Fact, She ‘Busted’ newsy Barbie with her […]

While The Republican Party Left Standin today Implodes and the (Boom!) Governor, In Florida, R – Ronny DeSantis holds a Fascist signing Propaganda Rally For Fox News the rest Of the World Moves On He “Signed” into Law A new Jim Crow Voting Suppression Bill to cripple Voters in The State. And, he didn’t allow […]

Happy Cinco De Drinko!! So it’s Time to Get your tequila (Word!) on mi Amigos! Just so Love this day. I’m A huge Mezcal Nut. And the Best Cocktails let That Smokey Flavor Out The next 3-4 Years in these United States, Will Feel like Mardis Gras Everyday After This Pandemic ,Ends. Oh, & Speaking […]

Right now, We’re On pace to have 70% of Adults Fully vaccinated by (Ka-POW!) July, 4th. BOOM! About Time We Had “Adults” In Charge. “Anyone” who is Anti-Vaccine or Anti-mask can kindly all go fuck themselves This isn’t A game It’s life & death And If they don’t want to do it so be It. […]

Vaccines are working, more are Being ‘Injected’ Into arms every (Best Shot!) day. Yes! Have my Moderna 1st shot already, and for those who don’t believe In Em/Won’t take Them; Fine, By Me. “Darwinism” at it’s finest. Just Think, Fidiots won’t get a vaccine 2 save their lives but WILL Succumb to Peer pressure to […]

As we All collectively Fight to slowly get back to some level (Ooooops) Of Normalcy (And Still Much work to Do), others who like to be criminal immoral Shits are “Going thru some things” Like Matt: “I’m A Real Prison Pincushion” Gaetz Who is so fucked, it’s just like bein the only Gloryhole in a […]

Last night, Uncle Joe Biden & Madam Vice President, & (What A View!) Madam Speaker Oversaw A speech. It wasn’t fancy and it Wasn’t Filled With lies. In fact, It’s exactly what we all needed At This Time. Sober, Rational, Policies, And Facts 85% of the viewers lastnite Liked it. Well Duh, anything is Better […]

With COVID “Slowly Being Held” in check these days, we turn to (“Ahhhhh”) wilder legal shit hitting the fan Seems, Old Rudy “Shoe Polish Head” G, Is Heading For Legal trouble. As In, jail time for the bag O crap. His NY Apartment & Office were ‘Raided’. Ya see, he ‘Fucked’ Now. And, Legally speaking; […]

These days everybody has got a “Platform”. Some, ‘Use it’ Wisely (Morrie’s Wigs!) & others act like drunk teens in A Horror Movie, Being Douches Joe “Blow” Rogaine, Decided to tell His Audience for those who Are 21, NOT, to get vaccinated What an Immoral Irresponsible ignorant Pile Of Crap. And, it is why He […]

A total Of 586,199 Americans have lost their lives To COVID (Sadly, yes) Yes, the vaccines are working But never fast Enough. There is hope. Like A Shitty Boss or love life, it’s finally all getting Under Control. And, ‘What’ is Not? Well, Republicans Doing Their “Racisting In Public” For all To See. Ugh. Rick […]

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