Archive for April, 2012

Turns out women prefer Obama 57% to Mittens 38%. All I could think was Wow, what do these guys have to do to you to piss you 38% off? It’s like he (“He speaks for my puss”) Stole your car, purse, & never came home. Then walked in…..3 weeks later Reeking of booze, mentions he […]

Holy fuck. Internet racists are getting ballsier. George Zimmerman’s website (Sad) Raised more than $200,000 for his defense fund…..indicating that the KKK Must have had a lot of spaghetti dinner fundraisers. When you go on-line to The yahoo article here, & were having waaaaaaaaaaay too good a day; just (True) Take the time to sit […]

Facebook Flap Fuckup

April 26th, 2012

A 9 year Marine was discharged for bad mouthing Obama on his Facebook page (job searching) Always found that word funny, “discharged”. Sounds either like a gun or a puss Ridden sore. But what could he have possibly said that would warrant discharge? “Screw Obama and I will not follow all orders from him”. Well, […]

Edwards Scissor Pants Trial

April 25th, 2012

John Edwards is one classy guy. By “classy guy” I mean, lying, cheating Self centered epic bag-o-douche. He is the bigger dick version of Newt (What a douche) Only in a smaller framed body. Let that one really sink in for a moment He cheated on his wife, who is dying of cancer at the […]

The VP Turd Pass

April 24th, 2012

Every Republican is passing on the nomination like gas after thick chili They’re a shitty NFL team on third down…they’re always gonna pass… Why? Because what would your answer be to the question: “Hey you, do (No thanks) You wanna to join me in running a hate campaign for racists & morons to Paint Obama […]

Move over Timothy McVeigh, now this Norway guy has stolen the spot light The hits keep coming with Anders Breivik. He spared lives of those that he (Duchovny as a sociopath) Thought “looked right-wing”. While targeting those who “had a leftist look” Wait, what? What’s a “Leftist look”? For that matter, what’s a “right wing” […]

The “Bloody Back Head”

April 20th, 2012

Turns out there IS photographic evidence that Zimmerman’s head was Cut up from the concrete. Those finally releasing it, about fucking time (Oh shit FOX) They could’ve helped a public from jumping to conclusions, or better Yet, answer the basic question of “Why are there no pics of his wounds?” Now, there better also be […]

Mr. Death Threat Fever has a big meeting with the Secret Service And it all happens today after some very threatening remarks made (I shit my pants) About President Obama. Here are the basics of what he said then: “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November…again, I will either be dead or in jail […]

Secret Cervix?

April 18th, 2012

Our Secret Service forgot the most important word in the name, “Secret” Turns out, 11 of them were involved in a Colombian prostitution scandal (The “oh shit” walk) Those in charge have taken away their badges, guns, & security clearance “We let the boss down,” Dempsey candidly and contritely told reporters. Not exactly. You let […]

They want to defund Planned Parenthood. Legally stick a wand Up their vajay jay’s, & cut all insurance funding to contraception (Oh shit) I haven’t even gotten into the wild abortion lies where a real elected official on the House floor said, “90% of all abortions Are done by Planned Parenthood”. Forget that it’s only […]

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