Chicago Is NFL Draft Central. NFL means “Never Fart Loudly” on the (Boom!) bus people. The Bears drafted 11th and honestly this was A VERY Odd pick. They drafted a 6’6 245 lb Olb “Project”. You don’t “move up two” spots for a ‘Project’ you could have had at 11; only “1” other team had […]
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Ted Cruz’s desperate; in fact he’s 2008 John McCain desperate with that ‘Palin’ (<-Yes, he did that) pick. How’d that work out again?!?!?!?! Oh right, the ‘worst thing’ unleashed on us since Trump. Forget nominee’s in the Primary don’t PICK a VP. Normally, The winner does. It’s a desperate act from a turd lying shit […]
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Bernie only Got 1 out of 5 on the East Coast Swing. Ouch! The Math is Really (When it rains…) bad at this point BUT there are 14 left And one is Kentucky, which will likely be Clinton. Math isn’t on his Side, Yet Since the Concept is “Splitting” & just sharing delegates, Clinton might […]
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In the Democratic Town Hall last night we saw things come to a “Crawl”. So it (<-Republican Lite) was Hillary vs Bernie for the 7th billion time. Hillary did the Worst non-answer to a very real question about racism in society. She took 3 minutes to just say N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Her response was just “Racism is […]
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Yes, Prince is dead. You heard of every tribute by now. They are all heartfelt, & (Sad Day) well intentioned; its just a bit too much IMHO. He was a Legend, period. But all these ‘many’ Tributes, are getting to be way too Much. Much More Than He was all about. He was insanely talented […]
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Bad night for Bernie Sanders a good one for Hillary and Trump (MY State!) Let that sink in like hairdye into Your Scalp. Bernie is in ‘trouble’ which ‘means’ he must have the rest of the Primaries, as massive “Blow outs” in order to close the gap. It is VERY possible, but not probable. The […]
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Go Out Early, and VOTE. You pick exactly whom you want. If you do (VOTE!) want “Hillary”, then know Exactly WHAT or WHO You’re ‘Voting’ for She “Tried to Ride” a ‘Subway’ in NYC. Ahem, it didn’t go well at all As someone who takes City public transportation, that Type of shit is puke worthy. […]
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It’s about a New York state of mind All eyes in the nation on NYC. They (Face Off) had a debate on the 14th and so it wasn’t a Knock Out for Sanders. He couldn’t deliver that finishing move He Actually “Stumbled” a few times Hillary Is Alive. The Only Thing that Beats Her Now […]
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It was amazing! Sox win, and Hawks win. Are you kidding me? I feel like a (Boom!) child on Christmas day. Thank you so much silly nonexistent goofy thing. It is reality that the sun comes up so let us all explain that to “crazy religious” believers. No!!! Not our job. Be NICE and let […]
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Bill O’Really Had On Cotton Candy bigot hair the other night; so what (<-A Racist Off!) did they discuss? Shit all racist do Stuff like: “Why do “Those Blacks” all have forehead tattoos” (Record scratch) Come again? Yes, you did Read that correctly. Forget that IF you Type in Forehead Tattoo’s in a search you […]
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