As many of you know, the 1st ever professional gay male athlete has “come out”. His names is Jason Collins, and (good for you) he has openly declared himself to be “34, black, and gay” the twitterverse cheered, the NBA backed him, & players got his back, & the culture as a whole all stood […]

It seems Republican Rand Paul, Mike Lee, & Ted Cruz (killed the GOP) sent a short letter to Harry Reid. It said, “we are going to filibuster ANY legislation on gun reform. Fuck off!!!” This is a “very very very” odd political calculation here See, over 92% of American’s WANT a “Universal Back ground Check”. […]

*John’s ramming his finger way up his nose digging for green gold* Oh, hi there, didn’t see you. I was in “nostril nugget mining heaven” (Yummm) we all do it, we all see the sexy girl driving in rush hour traffic, who sadly begins jamming a finger up there to “win a prize”. Then, when […]

What does CISPA mean? Cute Indian Sauna Patron About? No. Calming Ignorant Suckers Pandering to (oh shit) Atheists? No. It means Cyber Intelligence Sharing & Protection Act. This would allow, for the sharing of Internet traffic information between all of the U.S. government & technology & all the manufacturing companies. The goal of the bill, […]

the White House twitter feed was hacked yesterday. But what happened you ask? Oh, they said, the White House (lie hacking) was bombed twice, & Obama was injured. Never mind it never happened. “Wall Street” had a “mass sell off” for 7 minutes, then came back to life. It went down 145 points Nothing like […]

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is responding to questions, he is alert, & can speak a little. He was read his Miranda rights by hospital (Where POS hid) bedside. In America, when you’re “asshole terrorist”, courts come to you. They did everything, & now he will be tried in a federal court. Another hearing is set in Boston […]

It’s “Earthy Day”, or as FOX news GOP crowd are calling it “Fuck Those Silly Dippy Hippies Day”. It rolls right off the (Yep) tongue, no?!?!?! As ALL of you know by now we caught the 19 year old bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on Friday night. Which makes this Earth Day a little better. The […]

Bombers have been ID’d. They’re 26 year-old Tamerlan Tsarnaev & 19 year-old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. They’re of Chechnyan and Russian (evil asshole) decent. Chechnyan rebels have direct ties w/Al-Qaeda, & Bin Laden They came to the US as refugee’s, and we just can not know motives or reasons yet. It has been reported that a Facebook […]

Texas mourns today. We all stand with them today after the raw terror You can not imagine the extent of damage this fertilizer plant explosion, (Shit) and this was sad. BUT….again, we saw people running to help, acts of bravery, selfless ways for other citizens to help others. When we’re all supposed to look fearful, […]

All our tears have not been exhausted, our hearts still broken Boston’s strong, they are all heart. Our nation is your family (true) Yet there’s the Alex Jones’ fucking moron in the press room, asking an insane asshole “false flag” question to the grieving governor trying to deal with this horrific event. His response was […]