Yep, it’s almost spring, and with it comes the “nutty batshitcrazy” political ads season. Yippie skippy! Well, first off we have TeaOP (Tea “Baggage”) Alabama Republican Will Brooke who decided to do an ad where he shoots up a copy of the ACA. Yep, nothing says “I got no ideas rational solutions, & have a […]

There are many farts, for many occasions. So each, have their moment in the sun, to let you back door burp fly. What’s your (truth hurts) favorite? So many to choose from. Here’s a solid “starter” list: -Shit Shack Slack Squeakers(tiny mouse farts) -Deadly Dirt Button Dandy’s(egg like in smell) -Mega Mud Cage Melt-downs(loud, & […]

Nick Cannon decided to do something he thought would be “edgy”, or “cool” to draw attention to his new album called: (you foron) “White People Party Music”. This is not the 1st, nor the last time a black guy has dressed at a white man. Eddie Murphy did it, Chappelle did it, the Wayne’s did […]

Donald Dumbsfeld decided to go on TV to take aim at the Obama (I zap you all!) foreign policy. He stoked “a trained ape would have better foreign policy skills(than Obama)”; here’s the entire quote right in context “This administration, the White House, & State Department, failed to get a status of forces agreement. A […]

What if you heard a bunching of kids singing a nice little chant? “Engine, engine number nine, going down the Chicago Blue Line, should the engine jump the track, do you want your money back?” (holy shit!) Well, it happened for ‘reals’, & it’s not funny at all. The Chicago Blue Line headed to O’Hare […]

I know, I said I’d never mention Glenn Beck again, but this is simply a perfect example of today’s detached lazy & lying (deranged clown) Conservative Libertarian. Glenn sent out a “Tea Turd Party” mailer to elect these bigoted, lying, plutocrat blow job kings While ‘we agree’ Mitch McConnell is an establishment RINO Glenn wants […]

Would be the greatest invention ever. Well that & instant food (check it out!) from a pill to feed starving kids but then fart shoes a close 2nd Well #3 Duke lost today, which “most likely” made everyone’s ncaa bracket just like Kate Middletons vagina, royally screwed Meh, enjoy the weekend. I’m watching Divergent tonight […]

Nice brackets! What?!?! Just saying you got some nice NCAA picks is all. Get your mind out of the gutter. And by “gutter” I (its own planet? Sure) mean “my pants”. ZING! Here’s my suggestion for picking all the winners: wait until the game is finished, then select “that” team. If they force you to […]

What if I told you that South Dakota Republican state Sen. Phil Jensen offered up a new bill called SB 128. The bill would would let companies (“I’m a racist cunt”) discriminate against LGBT people, but also let businesses owners in the Ku Klux Klan refuse service to African-Americans. Neato!!!!!! Well, this guy is on […]

An airplane vanishes out of thin air so what the fuck happened then? With shit like this you wait til the best available facts are in to tell em (uh, where are you?) Here’s what we all know today: the “transponder” was manually shut off, in order to “do that” someone in the cockpit would […]