Would be the greatest invention ever. Well that & instant food

(check it out!)

from a pill to feed starving kids but then fart shoes a close 2nd

Well #3 Duke lost today, which “most likely” made everyone’s

ncaa bracket just like Kate Middletons vagina, royally screwed

Meh, enjoy the weekend. I’m watching Divergent tonight with

my Sonja, & missing Skylar something bad. Have fun you kids

Have a weekend!