Archive for August, 2015

Parents And Technology…

August 28th, 2015

They do, not, mix. It’s like cats ridin bicycles or Dogs playing poker. Well, scratch that last (Yes, we know) one. The 2 Main words you use when Always helping em is is “Stop!”, & “No!”. They’re like a Baby, about to touch a hot stove that keeps on asking, “Wait, is this hot or […]

Live Horror & Bully Blather…

August 27th, 2015

The live shooting on TV horror has shocked our Entire Country. Period. It was jarring, it (Face of evil!) was disgusting, it was sick & it was pure evil It happened live on air was earth shattering Reporter Alison Parker 24 and photographer Adam Ward, 27, were killed. The killer was a Man Named Vestor […]

“Paging” Turd Cruz…

August 26th, 2015

Actress Ellen Page just called out Ted Cruz And Cruz had Nothing Valid to say. He just (“Lying prick!”) Tap Danced because his Racist, ignorant, & hateful views were shown. She asked him a Simple, Honest, Straight Forward, Question: “I have a question about LBGT people being “Fired”, for just strictly being Gay or Trans” […]

Right Wing Racist Wants…

August 25th, 2015

Slavery back! Well that certainly was very expected. Racist radio Loser Jan Mickelson (Racist POS) for Any Undocumented Immigrants, We’ll just force them into “Slavery”. Nice, fucko Forget this Hateful, Evil, Loser is the Iowa Conservative Radio Ring Kisser For All the Candidates From Scott Walker to Ted Cruz to Ben Carson 2 Carly Fiorina […]

Sad Liberatarian Ignorance…

August 24th, 2015

All Libertarians really are is a collective of young, wealthy white men who hate being (We know) labeled “Conservative”, because all of their policies have crippled us. Knowing that, it’s just tryin’ to change terms now. They don’t want to be called X, so espouse almost ALL of X’s polices but try to Claim you’re […]

Don’t Use Guitar’s For…

August 21st, 2015

Baseball bats, canoe paddles, jumbo soup pot (What the junk?!?) Stirrers, Earrings, Brooms, big back scratcher serving spoon for a giant, sled down a big hill or literally 200 other uses, aside from Playing them. You will thank me later. Trust me on it! Have a weekend!

(To Subway Ad Jingle)…

August 20th, 2015

5 year old 5 year old sex wrong; to soon? No, TOO young!!! Zing! In all seriousness (Suck it!) that is both Sad, & SO very scaring for the Kids involved. It will take Therapy, & time for those poor kids to heal correctly. AND, think of any Kids who posed for “Porn” he had?!?! […]

Everyone MUST Know Zachary…

August 19th, 2015

So, who is Zachary Hammond? A 19 Year old, in a Hardee’s Drive Through. He was (RIP, we’ll find out) on a date with a 22 year old girl. So when The Cops Opened Fire For NO REASON, & killed him. Every rational Citizen has BIG questions about why. The people demand the dash cam […]

OK so you had a great weekend. And you think you know, This Will be an American (“Cover me Goose!”) Republican ad that is the most hilariously insane ever. BUZZ!!! You’d be wrong. It is from Canada and it’s so Fucking Awesome He rides a Canadian Goose, Fist Bumps an Alien and blows up a […]

“New” Golf…

August 14th, 2015

Remember “New Coke”?! Yeah, me neither Well, it existed. And I was wondering about (Violent Golf?) a version of “New golf”. Golf with a new Hip in yourface edgy style. The goal’s to get the ball in the hole as quickly as possible before either being shot, or stabbed ALL While Still keepin’ score. It’ll […]

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