What if I told you story about a baby, who wore the deadliest back door covering in the world?!? (Shit Sniper) It is called, “American Diaper”—“When The Shit Hit’s The Cheeks”. In a world, where babies shit more each day than an entire outdoor musicfest the deadliest turds are yet to come; so BACK off […]

It seems that most Republican’s think Obama doesn’t “love” America. What does that mean?! Oh, it means (Truth stings) that Republican’s, have lost their MINDS. Welp, in all fairness, they didn’t have them to begin with. At least 54% Republicans also think he is secretly still Muslim It is not just Republican’s, because 10% of […]

Chicago’s Mayoral election is now officially a run off Yesterday I was sick as dog. 102 fever & terrible cold (Not enough ace) But, work called & I had to edit for a bit so I did. The reason I tell you that isn’t to brag, but to explain why I did not post yesterday. […]

The Oscars happened last night. What a fun ride Arquette having to say equal pay in 2015 is gross And as usual, right on que, FOX Noise flipped out (Wait, what?!?) We should already be there. And, NPH “Doogie” did a sold opening, then many jokes feel like the chest of 11 year old Asian girl…flat. […]

Today is all about “Fart Friday”. There are (The Ass Voice) so many different styles, kinds, and classes of that blast from your ass. Here are a Few: -The Turd Rumbler(A thick berrap) -The Squirrel Squeaker(Tiny squeek) -The Bazooka Butt Burp(Loud boom) -The Juicy Shit Shacker(Classic wet 1) -The Anus Annihilator(Hard quick force) -The Mud […]

What if I told you Chelsea fans decided to shout stupid racist chants, & shoved a Black man off a (WTF?!?!) train not letting him on? Yes, sadly these stories are far too common these days. They shoved the man off a Paris train, then began chanting THIS “We’re racist, we’re racist & that’s the way […]

In today’s installment of “Republicans say horrible shit” we have South Carolina Republican Thomas Ass Corbin (Super idiot!) Who “decided” to say to fellow member of the chambers a great GOP’er Katrina Shealy in a big discussion over a pending criminal domestic violence (CDV) bill that she’s “A lesser cut of meat”. Wait, WTF?!?!?!? Yes […]

It seems you can’t go a day without having some idiot bigoted Republican, saying something SO very stupid (Yes, we know) Mississippi Republican state rep Gene Alday decided to “explain” his position on cutting education funding “I come from a town, where all the blacks are getting food stamps & what I call welfare crazy […]

Hey you two Viagra pills you’ve both been stiff for three hours trying to fucking everything up (Zing!) (Insert Wonderful Old-Timey Rim Shot Here) What difference between congress & diaherra? One is filled with feces, and ‘foul smelling shit’ The other is diaherra. Ooooooooooooooooooh Burn. Here is the last one for your enjoyment: Why did […]

Jackie Robinson West was stripped of the Little League World Series title. It seems, they “brought in” kids from (How sad) other districts then fudged the legal lines they could use This is such a terribly Sad Day. As usual, all the fucking “Adults” ruined a great game for kids. It was the district guy […]