On invitation, Obama went to the GOP Issues Conference in Baltimore, Md He simply walked into the lions den of talking points and childish name callers… (I tear you an ass this big) Listened, politely spoke to them like a rational adult explaining reality, then left… Republicans are instantly regretting allowing camera’s into this event… […]

Today! (Hope no one steals it) Oh, it’s 10 degrees out. Shit mother nature, who pissed in your coffee? Winters in Chicago are like a serial statutory rapist, always stuck in the teens… (Man with his Schaumburg IL home) It’s not the cold so much as the “having to go outside to get places” part… […]

Yes it was a nice speech. Yes it laid out specifics. It was polite. It was “Hey, we can still fix this together”. Do you remember “You lie”? Tea Baggers? Birthers? These people hate your guts… (“Vote for me, Shouter McGee”) I know you deeply want everyone to come together, but there are just some […]

State Of The Union Address. What’s it gonna be Barry? (Sit-n-spin Tea Baggers) Is it let’s get jobs, jobs, jobby, jobs and screw you obstructionist Republicans… Or soaring speech about all of us coming together when it’s crystal clear the other kids on the playground don’t want to play and keep sucker punching you in […]

Goodbye my tall, handsome, weird haired TV love. See you on Mad Men…or… (Daaaaa dun, daaaaa dun) The Golden Girls Reunion, or Matlock II, or Pull My Chain on the BBC It must be awfully hard knowing you have $30 million dollars for NBC fucking up… Could you elbow them on your way out asking […]

When in any check out line, find the new Susan Boyle CD… (Oh gosh, you’re talking a photo?) Take it, place it against your butt, and say, “Look, I’ve got a boil on my ass!”… It’s just really fun… What Chew Talkin’ Bout Jail? Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah for failing to appear in […]

Yep, it’s exactly what it sounds like… (What the fuck you want?) I spoil you too much. Sometimes life only has baby gorilla’s to show you… No jokes, no laughs, no nuthin’… Oh yeah, before I go, let me leave you with this pearl of wisdom. If they added an extra “o” to bobsledding, it’d […]

Classic match up! We have: Christmas Hair Vs. Loosing Hair, The Chin Vs. Gap Tooth, Classic Car Collector Vs. The Guy Who Fucks Other Women Besides His Wife… (Thunderdome them!) With Coco out of the way for a cool $45 million, these two old farts can bang heads… Again! Didn’t we already do this in […]

Are on fire… (Liar liar) On Hannity he said.. “I would be the 41st vote. I would actually stop it(Obama’s Healthcare reform in the House & Senate), & I would ask them to go back to the drawing board” He went on the Today Show saying, “I never said I was going to do everything […]

What Would Jews Do? (We need Menorah Man!) I’ll tell you what they’d do… -Send back a sandwich at a deli when the meat is dry… -Tell their daughter Shoshana to “put some clothes on, or start charging for it” -Wear sweat suits in Boca while touching fruit saying “Meh, I’ve seen better” -Tell a […]