I wanted to be a rapper called “Liquid Paper” but my skillz were (Yes, please) about as tight as maternity pants on my 34 inch waste. Meh, you can’t win em all, or even some. Here’s a “Worst Fake Rappers list: -Lil’ Shit Stain -Dr. Dick Biscuit -Rumple Foreskin -Nutter & The Fresh Masters Of […]

Wells Fargo is well fucked. And it’s about damn time. They ran a scam (<-Mega Asshole!) on Their Customers, and it is Pure evil shit. Stealing Others $ is Theft Elizabeth Warren tore his head off The CEO John Stumpf (sounds like Drumpf?!) will Get Docked $41 mil But, He Still “Pockets” $247 Million WTF!?!?!?!?!?!? […]

And now after getting Housed in the debate comes the Trumper Tantrum (<-Mega Idiot) The doubling down on lies, the Hate And Ignoring All ‘Reality’. Thankfully we have Videos, clips and facts That Support Reality. That ‘Kills’ Drumpfy And so Now, aside from going on his lying about The Lies Tour. He is now getting […]

When Drumpf speaks, big, loud lies seem to follow & last nights (Clobbered) “debate” was no Exception. The Donald Duck thinks facts are so “Boring” or “Silly”. The obvious legitimate scientific polling with this state Hillary Clearly Won it with 62% stating She did better and only 27% sayin’ that he did But in the […]

The great debate tonight’s ON Be ready for: “Trust me I’ll Be (Bingo!) great. It’ll Be Huge!” and also & Hillary Avoiding the Clinton Foundation, e-mails, or health ‘Drinking Debate Game Rules’: Look for these ‘Buzzwords’ for Dumpfy: “She’s a liar” “And a mess”, “She is a Bigger cheat on the stage”, and “She didn’t […]

Step in the correct direction. But it’s NOT NEARLY Enough and the (WHY?!?) part that ‘Always’ happens is this “Shelby did not activate her patrol car’s dashboard cam, so no footage ‘exists’ of what first happened with the 2 Before other Officers arrived” Well no shit! And the two yahoo’s in the Fucking Chopper with […]

Yes, the Polls are like Pants after three Thanksgiving dinners, they (We All Can) are tightening.  But, They Always have in each election dating back to 1992. Shit Obama and McCain were 2,3 points apart at this time And, So Was Obama VS. ‘Mittens’ J. Romney. Just ‘Watch’ The First debate in primetime and you […]

This is gut wrenching. This is sad (Warning, Very Graphic footage) (True Horror) This is disgusting and this is evil It Is Also UNACCEPTABLE Today On Friday Evening, Officer Betty Shelby who’s been with the force since 2011, shot And Killed A 40- year-old man, After he walked to His SUV With his Hands over […]

Suspect Taken into Custody in Linden, New Jersey about four (<-Pure Evil) miles south of Elizabeth. So his Name Is ‘Ahmad Khan Rahami’ He is wanted Directly in the NY bombing as ‘Being’ on the Cam footage. They found him asleep and he woke up “firing” at That Cop who Found him. Thankfully the police […]

Today is all about “Fart Friday”. There are (The Ass Voice) so many different styles, kinds, and classes of that blast from your ass. Here are a Few: -The Turd Rumbler(A thick berrap) -The Squirrel Squeaker(Tiny squeek) -The Bazooka Butt Burp(Loud boom) -The Juicy Shit Shacker(Classic wet 1) -The Anus Annihilator(Hard quick force) -The Mud […]