Chug chug chug chug chug! (The guys face says it all) The black scholar and the white police sergeant took Obama up on his offer to have a beer to discuss things. Well, sure enough there they all were, Gates, Crowley, Biden, Biden’s hair, Obama, and some cheap ass plastic Target lawn furniture… Meh, times […]

Clearly… Cause when Glenn Beck speaks, only urine swilling divisive downwind dolts listen… (Be vewary vewary qwuiet) Glenn “Holy shit balls I’m Nucking Futs” Beck decided to say on Fox And Friends, that Obama “has a deep seeded hatred for white people, or the white culture”… Click Me He goes on to disagree with himself […]

Jim Demint of SC predicted Obama’s healthcare reform would be his “Waterloo”… (I make up shit this big) I’m pretty sure Obama has about 2 1/2 feet on Napoleon and could dunk on his ass, and I’m also positive ABBA has nothing to do with healthcare…Momma Mia! *Buzz* 0 for 2 Jimmy “GOP Health Scare […]

Valid argument, or shit flinging “designer asshats”? (Is Wecan a type of Witchcraft?) Please watch this… Holy superdisco batshit insane. You can’t make this shit up. These are the same people who believe we never landed on the moon, 9/11 was an inside job, & Jews can fly. They can, but on airplanes, not superman […]

Did you know, quitting as the governor of Alaska… Is exactly like how a “grizzly guards her cubs”? (Size of the shit she took on Alaska) Yep, for realz… See, she’s not quitting, oh no. Quitting is for quitters, but she’s a Maverick, so she isn’t “stepping down”, she’s actually “stepping up to bigger and […]

Solve all the world’s problems… (2nd? Wow…) Think of it, now when North Korea calls Hillary “a funny lady” who “looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping”, RPS mops that shit up right away. In fairness, Hillary called North Korea “small children” and “unruly teenagers”, so a RPS would of sprung […]

What do Mark Buehrle and Pete Rose have in common? They both threw the perfect game… Too soon? The temperature was 75 degrees, and sunny in Chicago. For those of you living in a cave, Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game yesterday! (Meh, it’s OK, I guess) Only 17 other players […]

You might be unemployed killing time. Might I suggest some other fun activities? (Death Star, no jobby security) Here’s my “Top Five Things To Do While Unemployed” 5-Go to where you used to work with a six pack, stand outside the window where everyone is working away. Once they notice you, take off your shirt, […]

Guess Bono AKA “Jesus tap dancing Christ with a mic” snubbed George Bush from a hug in 2006. Big fucking deal *pantomimes big, humps it, then deals cards*! Is this news? Nope. It’s 2009, who cares? (Don’t look directly into it’s eyes) I’ll tell you who. All of U2. They’re still pushing their No Line […]

If you’re black, you can’t shove open the door to your home when it’s jammed? (Can’t a brother open his door?) Cambridge Mass police say they responded to a two-story home near campus after Lucia Whalen, the circulation and fundraising manager at Harvard Magazine, reported seeing “two black males with backpacks on the porch,” with […]