What’s a fun Halloween costume? Taping 25 cents behind you calling yourself a “Quaterback” Being “Black Sherlock Homes” How about dressing as Captain Morgan standing next to a bag of coke? (Ahoy, it’s Booger Sugar) We’ll it’s a better choice than this (Thumbs up Count Dorkula) Just sayin’… Remember the Rally It’s on like a […]
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It got serious… (Air Mug 1) Seriously serious. Well no shit when it’s the POTUS… Which was really really really really really fucking cool… (“I absolve you of your funny”) I think Jon asked him real, honest, tough questions “Maybe we weren’t the people we were looking for?” “Are you disappointed in how it’s gone?” […]
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It sound like something you buy on PPV with these guys: (Who flexes harder?) Will there be a racial slur from Paladino, will O’Donnell deliver witchcraft from the top rope, or will Alvin Greene ever move out of his parents basement before trying to stop harassing college girls with porn? This isn’t politics. It’s a […]
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Nope, it’s not a neat move in fencing… (Or the Heimlich Maneuver) It’s not a new move on DWTW(Dancing With The media-Whores) It’s what Rand Paul supporter and crowd control guys did to Lauren Valle (Step on neck) She was in the crowd with her friend Alex both from Moveon.org… And was going to “stunt” […]
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Was this… (Kid’s Cutler jersey inside out) I told them I took a photo of them… That’s when dad in the Knox jersey said, “He did it on his own. I asked what he was doing & he said, ‘Dad, I just can’t be seen in this thing. It’s too embarrassing’ to me” After 5 […]
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Which wins? Would you rather… Let a little girl ride a python? (“It tickles my special spot”) Or a baby monkey ride a boar? (Competitive Boar Racing) I mean, don’t get me wrong, both are great options But I’m gonna go with “Monkey Riding A Boar” Because a boar won’t quickly turn around and constrict […]
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Yeah, you read right. How can that be you ask? (They don’t look ruined) Because even the Mayans have a full schedule… So full the end of days is off 50 to 100 years Which means they’re really late… Stupid Mayan Calendars. No wonder it was in the bargain bin section (Nice) Right next to […]
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Anti Semitic and misogynist rants? (Nuttier than a Planters factory) Because Mel “Smile And Blow Me” Gibson is making an appearance in it… He’s trying to make a “come back”. Hey, I’m all for forgiveness (The “Beaver Puppet” workout) Hell I make more mistakes before 10am every day… But punching your wife in the face […]
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You just inspired racial Tea Baggers all over America… (I’m nice, but jumbotron me sucks) Explaining Germany’s views on building a multi-cultural society she said, “This approach has failed, totally,” adding that immigrants should integrate and adopt Germany’s culture and values wholly “We feel tied to Christian values. Those who don’t accept them don’t have […]
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And your cat (Celocatra) But wait, there’s more… (An O’Donnell witch cat) And finally (Fucking Avatar cat? Seriously?) *Shudder* Now the owners know why the cat pissed on their clothes Bill O’Reilly Eats Babies Face Whole On the shrill catty shrekfest know only as The View (Ebony & ivory) Oraly said, “Muslims killed us on […]
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