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“End Of Times” Late

October 20th, 2010

Yeah, you read right. How can that be you ask?

mayan-ruins.jpg(They don’t look ruined)

Because even the Mayans have a full schedule…

So full the end of days is off 50 to 100 years

Which means they’re really late…

Stupid Mayan Calendars. No wonder it was in the bargain bin section

bailout-movie.jpg(Nice)

Right next to David Hasselholf in Bailout

Best NYC Candidate Ever

He’s running for “The Rent Is Too Damn High” Party

the-rent-is-too-damn-high-guy.jpg(Smell what the rent is cooking?)

Look here

“As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here”

Jimmy McMillian is a Karate expert with a gray “chin balls” beard

the-rent-it-too-damn-high.jpg(He “out crazied” Paladino)

And he wants to be your next Governor of NYC…

He meant the “I’m Too Damn High” party…

Have a day!

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