It’s like someone pushed a “start acting fucking crazy now” button Pastor Curtis Knapp of New Hope Baptist Church in Kansas said: (I’m nucking futs) “They(all gay people) should be put to death, “‘Oh, so you’re saying we should go out and start killing them, no?’   —  I’m saying the government should……………….They won’t, but […]

Mitt Romney will be getting a fund raiser from Kid Bigot Trump How bad is Trump Change? Not bad at all. Mitt loves him fine: (We’re pals right?) “You know, I don’t agree with all the people who support me, & my guess is they don’t all agree with everything I believe in. But I […]

It’s Donald Chump, Donald Rump, Donald Slump, or Asshole… He changed it to Donald Stump which means it’s birther batshit (“I have fake gun”) Time again. In a Daily Beast article, he decided to double douche it up: “Look, it’s very simple, a book publisher came out three days ago & said that in his […]

For the day off! Also you might want to thank them for their Service, and generally being the shit. Just a thought……our (Get down) Veterans are like a bacon double cheese burger, or  crack… Awesome, and addictive. While the Hulk’s pretty damn cool Today, all those that have served, or are serving, you’re the (True) […]

Set off the metal detectors at the airport? Not that I know of… But I’ll keep you posted. However, I do know what can get you (Sets off detector) Held from an American Airlines fight faster than greased shit A pro-choice women was wearing this t-shirt while boarding: (Well played) Well, see, AA has a […]

What a charming Christian preacher. So like Jesus, with the let’s kill gays (Oh, that Jesus) Pastor Charles L. Worley of the Providence Road Baptist Church said this: “I figured out a way to get rid of all the lesbian’s & queers. But I couldn’t get it passed the Congress. Build a great big large […]

Arizona’s Secretary of State Ken Bennett isn’t a “birther”. He’s said so: (I’m a moron) I’m not playing to the birthers, I’m not a birther. I believe that the president was born in Hawaii, or at least I hope he was… Oh yes, I see how fun it is to play this game. Let me […]

You remember when I posted according to the BLS, it showed Wisconsin LOST 23,900 jobs from March of 2011-March of 2012? Oh, Scott didn’t like (Oh shit!) Those numbers, so he asked Reggie Newsome, a person he appointed to his Position, to pre-release unvetted new numbers before the June 28th date They were supposed to […]

In a bold move for silverware everywhere, the forks & knives decided… (Guess he swallowed 100 magnets) To create a sneak attack on Ivan’s food in his stomach, from the outside The bulls choked their final game harder than a teenage boy does his “junk” Rock your day, Chicago White Sox vs. The Chicago Cubs […]

Seriously? No fucking seriously? Republican’s liked getting beat so much They want to run the exact same campaign as 2008. They have this Super (True that) PAC that wants to run Jeremiah Wright attack ads……..like they did in 08 When you can run on policy, facts, or ideas to help the country aside from Tax […]