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Archive for May, 2009

Sexy Robots!

May 30th, 2009

Finally! (Robots have nipples?) I mean come on, how long have people been demanding their robots be sexier? It was just a matter of time. Something had to give. Think of all the protests and PAC’s you saw demanding “horny”, “stripper type”, “Sexbots”. It’s about damn time… We simply couldn’t just live with Rosie from […]

Phrases I’m Sick Of…

May 29th, 2009

If I hear one more person say “jumped the shark”, I’m going to “punch the throat”… It’s odd when the pharse someone’s using actually applies to the phrase itself… (Wha? Before I had babies on each hand) Here are some other phrases I’m sick being said by someone like this guy… (What’s crackin mama?) -“Bromance” […]

Mommy Meltdown…

May 28th, 2009

(I found this lying on the floor!) Reporter: “Bonnie Sweeten, you’ve just falsely been abducted in an elaborate scheme faking 911 calls with your 9 year-old kid, where are you going afterwards?” Bonnie: “I’m going to Disney World!” (“Bitch, you gots to earn your Disney World”) You remember the stories all over the news. In […]

“Proposition 8…

May 27th, 2009

For those who love hate…” It’s their new slogan. They were going go with either “Proposition 8-We Got Your Rights Right Here”, or “Proposition 8-Fu$k Off Fags”. The last one’s catchy. It sounds more like what they want to say… (That does explain the bathes together) The state Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that California voters […]

Boxers A Knock Out!

May 26th, 2009

Army Specialist Zachary Boyd, 19, of Fort Worth, Texas, rushed from his sleeping quarters on May 11 to join fellow platoon members at a base in Afghanistan’s Kunar Province after the unit came under fire from Taliban positions. Only thing; he was wearing flip-flops, and pink boxers that read “I Love NYC”… (“Battle Of The […]

Bible Baffle

May 23rd, 2009

Paul Broun(R-Ga.) wants a bill calling 2010, the “Year Of The Bible”… (Religion’s better as a game) Why does he want this you ask? He says, “it seeks to recognize that the Bible played an integral role in the building of the United States, including providing the basis for our freedom of religion” Wait a […]

Beck’s A Loser Baby

May 22nd, 2009

Old Glenny was on The View, and the ladies have been on a roll lately… With extra butter bitch… (Wait, not that Beck) The idea is when you go on a show, hosted only by women, don’t decide to incorrectly slam them on your radio show with lies before you go on. Paybacks sucks son… […]

Team America F#ck Yeah!

May 21st, 2009

Four men were arrested after planting explosives near two synagogues and plotting to shoot down a military plane carrying out a holy war against America… Who did we call? No, not Ghostbusters. They’re still filming the remake… It was these guys… (Puppets win wars, it’s science fact) Durka durka Allah Jihad… Funny, but the four […]

So that happened… Authorities were on the lookout Wednesday for a mother and her 13-year-old cancer-stricken son who fled after refusing the chemotherapy that could save the boy’s life. (He looks brainwashed) Why would a mother, knowingly refuse treatment to save her sons life? The Hausers belong to a religious group that believes in “natural” […]

Your Cars Got Bad Gas…

May 19th, 2009

According to Obama it does… (Smells like eggs & hurt) Don’t you ever feel like the 8 years of Bush was like your older, less intelligent brother Chet watching the house while your parents were gone? Yeah, he was the one who let you literally do fucking anything you wanted and could not care less […]

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