He can’t play blues guitar, shake hands after business meetings, or wipe his ass… (Quit after 2 lessons, & 5 ruined guitars) He’s a “regular” fella like you, just with adamantium claws. His “turn on’s” include techno music, collecting My Little Pony dolls, and being able to fart on command… (Pfffffffftttttfffffffffrrrreehhhh) Something he thinks he […]