Hey you two Viagra pills you’ve both been stiff

for three hours trying to fucking everything up

(Zing!)

(Insert Wonderful Old-Timey Rim Shot Here)

What difference between congress & diaherra?

One is filled with feces, and ‘foul smelling shit’

The other is diaherra. Ooooooooooooooooooh

Burn. Here is the last one for your enjoyment:

Why did the kid cross the playground?! To get

to the other SLIDE. Boom!!! Clean, and funny

Have a Valetiney Weekend!