Mr. Death Threat Fever has a big meeting with the Secret Service

And it all happens today after some very threatening remarks made

(I shit my pants)

About President Obama. Here are the basics of what he said then:

“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November…again,
I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year”

On Beck he said: “I’ve never threatened anybody’s life in my life”

(Suck on my guns)

Um, you have a serious disconnect buddy. You just fucking did

There is freedom of speech, which I defend to my dying day as I

Need it for my occupation. It’s a living breathing thing. However

(Ah, the Dipshit Party)

There is also language not covered by the 1st amendment. Stuff

Like incitement, or threats of violence against a sitting president

You can’t yell “fire” in a crowed theater. It’s not within your rights

(Shoot god’s love in the face)

It’s a class D felony under United States Code title 18 section 871

Also take his other exact words into account that he uttered here:

“It isn’t the enemy that ruined America. It’s good people who bent over
And let the enemy in. If the Coyote’s in your living room pissing on your
Couch, it’s not the coyote’s fault. It’s your fault for not shooting him”

Now we all know Ted doesn’t want to kill Obama; or at least I don’t

(Dream Douche ticket)

Think so, but it shows this insane level of hate & illegal verbal stuff

Against the sitting POTUS at levels never ever seen before. Oh shit,

You remember when the Dixie Chicks said, “We’re ashamed that the

President of the United States is from Texas” & there was a big mega

(My guitar shoots stuff)

SHIT STORM with people burning their CD’s, stations dropping em

And also death threats during their tour. But Obama’s taking away all

Your freedom’s right? You damn people have lost your ever loving minds

But then again, I’m almost positive that you never had them in 1st place

GSA Fucked Up All The Way

The government organization that’s tasked to create efficiency & cost cuts

Jeff Neely is now the national name of ignorance, corruption, & stupidity

(“Yes, I’m an asshole”)

He was totally in charge of throwing a $250,000 of under party in Vegas

For around 300 employee’s all together. The bill came to $822,000 for 3

Days of lavish super disco pampering. When questioned, he took he 5th,

(“I have a booger”)

Then the 6th, then the 7th, & then the 8th. He never did answer a single

Question. I guess when you’re guilty as all hell, you don’t really have to

Get this: he basically reported to himself. Those meetings might’ve went:

(Nice chain Guido)

Jeff #1: “Hey Jeff hows the big conference coming?”
Jeff #2: “Oh good Jeff, but it’s way over budget this year”
Jeff #1: “Oh that’s OK, I trust you with everything. You got a good reason”
Jeff #2: “Thanks! Your confidence & trust in me are very important”

My Dick Died

Oh no, not that. Dick Clark passed away yesterday at the age of 82. He was

(All class)

Mr. Bandstand. Which is what I call my penis in the morning. Then I call

Him “Mr. Sadness” about 30 seconds later when the blood goes to my head

Have a day!

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