Edwards Scissor Pants Trial

April 25th, 2012

John Edwards is one classy guy. By “classy guy” I mean, lying, cheating

Self centered epic bag-o-douche. He is the bigger dick version of Newt

(What a douche)

Only in a smaller framed body. Let that one really sink in for a moment

He cheated on his wife, who is dying of cancer at the time, with another

Women. Then she had his baby, but to pay for it all he defrauded a 101

(Well, it’s still cheating)

Year old lady named Bunny Mellon(yes, that’s her real name). This guy

Is a slice of work. Then his prego mistress started………blackmailing him

Maybe Rob Lowe will play him in the Lifetime made for TV movie titled:

“No Mans Land”, “Capital Douchbagery”, or “The Biggest POS Ever Made”

(Note the window)

His wife sadly passed away in 2010, but as they say: “Karma, she’s a bitch”

It’s the comeuppence we need, & must see to know the world works again

Let us all think back to the 2008 Democratic primaries. This turd got 3rd

Do not feel sorry for this man. All this was self inflicted. Just count us all


Lucky that he never won any higher political office cause he’s a lying fuck

I Just Took A Doocy

FOX & Friends main host guy Steve Douchy likes to put words in mouths

It’s his “thing”. When he had Mittens Romney on, he decided to start a

(“Agreed, we’re both assholes”)

Fight that never happened saying, “He(Obama) had some fiery rhetoric

pointed at you yesterday; he said, ‘Unlike some people, I wasn’t born with

a silver spoon in my mouth'”*blink, snarky look, blink, wait for response*


The only problem is that isn’t what he said. Big douchy added the words:

“Unlike some people”, and he didn’t place the term in context. What he

Said was: “Somebody gave me an education. I wasn’t born with a silver
spoon in my mouth. Michelle wasn’t. But somebody gave us a chance”

Obama’s used the term many times, never referring to Romney even once

(Pray about it)

The worst part, the Washington Post, and NY Post both ran with it like a

Couple of kids with juicy gossip from the playground. What a pile-a-turds

My favorite part, watching Steve doing the half assed non-apology apology

(“It’s your fault for trusting me”)

“Unlike some people” Steve, I don’t jackoff in store front windows, & then

Sit in a kiddie pool relieving myself staring at the children. I’m just sayin’…

Have a day!

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