Archive for December, 2009

Girls Can Dump You…

December 5th, 2009

For playing to much PS3? (Holy balls!) Oh shit, I’m in deep trouble; and about to be single… When my lady suggests things, I just agree to them without listening… (Damn PS3 trance) It’s like the PS3 sucks all will to listen or pay attention to anyone or anything else… Sorry, were you saying somethin’? […]

Unemployment Is Down?

December 4th, 2009

No, really?!?! Holy crap… (That’s some job fair) I’m guessing it’s mostly because of all the people now involved in the Tiger Woods mess have assembled huge PR and legal teams of 100 people strong… It dropped from 10.2%, to 10%. It’s either from that, or all the unemployed alcoholic “Mall Santa’s” that have recently […]

Tiger, Let Me Explain…

December 3rd, 2009

This to you as simply as I can buddy… (Oh, I get the joke now) We all make mistakes. Heck, I pissed in my gas tank thinking it was a “really tiny bathroom” once because I was so plowed. I also had sex with a Mail box. Twice. It was that gooooooood… The deal is […]

Hey 80’s Sit-Com Character…

December 2nd, 2009

Conservative Alex P. Keaton… (Oh Alex, you’re incorrigible) Your mom Elise is gay; so suck it! (We have to color in the lines?) That’s right, Meredith Baxter is a lesbian… (“I likea the va-jay-jay Matt”) A rug muncher, a pink taco queen, a tuna lapper, a lezbotron 3000… Totally changes the way I look at […]

Hey DICK Cheney!

December 1st, 2009

Please STFU… (My “lie hut” is open for business) He thinks Obama is projecting “weakness” by closely looking at our commitment in Afghanistan before making a decision that impacts the war in that theater… Really? No, fucking really? When asked if he thinks the Bush administration bears any responsibility for the disintegration of Afghanistan because […]

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