Archive for October, 2014

Kung Fu Babies!

October 17th, 2014

Yes, they’re coming. Real? Not so much, but cool? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck yeah (Kaaaaapow!) They make Jackie Chan, & Bruce Lee look ancient In any event they are the greatest at Kung Fu eva, Until they have to go down for their nap. But, if ya try to take their “binky” away…….expect bloodshed Bears, big game […]

Walkers Wage War, Ebola #2

October 16th, 2014

Republican governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker was asked this, “should their be a minimum wage?”. And his answer?! (Wanker) “I’m not going to repeal it, but I don’t think it serves a purpose” Holy fucking shit I can’t believe how stupid, & soooo wrong these jabbering morons are. Yes, it serves ‘one’ very specific purpose. […]

Twitchy Mitchy & Beat Down

October 15th, 2014

It seems Ol’ Mitchy doesn’t understand specific policy Like almost every sitting Republican left today…..they (“Old man is toast!”) don’t know. During the one & only debate with Alison Grimes(the Clinton picked Democrat AG of Kentucky) Mitch stuck his foot in his mouth. He wants to ‘repeal’ Obamacare/ACA by “root & branch” but is fine […]

Grimey Debate…

October 14th, 2014

Mitch “The Turtle” Bitch McConnell tried to demand Grimes vote on ‘Obama’. It did not work. And for the great people of (“It’s on Mitchy!”) Kentucky it didn’t either. Mitch is playing politics, not policy THAT is the headline here. In the debate. they spoke of coal, jobs & the minimum wage. Mitch doesn’t WANT […]

YOLO Is “Atheist Evil”?!?!

October 9th, 2014

The great news is that fuckin’ dipshits always let you know well ahead of time that they’re fucking (“Yes you are”) morons. Their “horn” to warn you is their mouth Suck Dynasty cousin Zack Dasher(is that a porn name?!?!) is running for political office. And, HE thinks, the term ‘YOLO’ (You Only Live Once), is […]

What if I told you a Supreme Court judge doesn’t know the US Constitution?!?! Or better yet, what (“I don’t use this”) if I told you he “DOES”, but just does not want to enforce it, because…he’s just a lying hateful prick Judge Anthony “Archie Bunker” Scalia decided to speak to a “conservative christian audience” […]

What insurance do you get when going on Real Time?!?! A duck’s voice formerly by Gilbert Godfry. It seems, Ben (Quack-Fleck) could have used that insurance. Batman Ben was on last Friday, & it was a heated discussion with Maher and this author named Sam Harris on the topic of Islam/Muslims This is unpacking a […]

The entire police force in Ferguson today is wearing “I Am Darren Wilson” solidarity bracelets while also (Hateful bigot losers) not wearing their ‘name plates’. How literally insane The DOJ, sent a letter to the police department with the stern words that they ‘upset and agitated’ people & “reinforce the very ‘us versus them’ mentality […]

What I Want To See…

October 3rd, 2014

You know that cough drop Ricola commercial where the guy yells through a long speaking horn?!?!?!? So, (Weeeeeeak-cola!) instead of saying, “Reeeeeeee-cola!” it should be our CDC head yelling, “Eeeeeeeee-bloa!”. Ya ever wonder why it’s in Texas?!?!?! Because everything’s bigger in Texas; including all the loud tobacco spiting assholes Have a weekend!

“White House Clown”

October 2nd, 2014

By now you have all heard about the idiot who jumped the White House fence. Omar Gonzalez had a knife and (Run Omar Run) he “bum rushed” the White House. But HOW did he do it? Well someone, an “usher” put the crash box on mute A crash box is a security device that alerts […]

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