You know that cough drop Ricola commercial where
the guy yells through a long speaking horn?!?!?!? So,
(Weeeeeeak-cola!)
instead of saying, “Reeeeeeee-cola!” it should be our
CDC head yelling, “Eeeeeeeee-bloa!”. Ya ever wonder
why it’s in Texas?!?!?! Because everything’s bigger in
Texas; including all the loud tobacco spiting assholes
Have a weekend!