Laughing so hard…can’t breathe…pissing pants…at the idea of this steaming pile…

I write jokes every day…

And there’s no way in hell I could ever write something this fucking funny…

(Yes, that’s Debbie “Out of Blue” Gibson)

What makes it twice as funny is they’re serious. What was the pitch meeting like? A 50’s something guy with a pony tail, white blazer, black t-shirt underneath, and circular mirrored sun glasses speaks: “Imagine a 4,000ft great white shark that can bite the Goldengate bridge in half. Imagine a 20,000ft in total legnth giant octopus hell bent on world destruction. Imagine they were frozen from over 10 million years ago. Now imagine they were freed, and going head-to-head in the utlimate D-grade CGI battle that makes YouTuber’s work look like Lucas Ranch’s ILM…”

Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson. Think of the amazing acting range in that stellar duo. Still…can’t…breath. Tears…streaming…down…face…

(Holy 80’s batman!)

Here’s the trailer

Going to a White Sox charity event today where you get to walk on the field, and buy in game items from a table. If it’s like this years team, bet they don’t have bats…

Have a day!