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Laughing so hard…can’t breathe…pissing pants…at the idea of this steaming pile…

I write jokes every day…

And there’s no way in hell I could ever write something this fucking funny…

megashark_large.jpg(Yes, that’s Debbie “Out of Blue” Gibson)

What makes it twice as funny is they’re serious. What was the pitch meeting like? A 50’s something guy with a pony tail, white blazer, black t-shirt underneath, and circular mirrored sun glasses speaks: “Imagine a 4,000ft great white shark that can bite the Goldengate bridge in half. Imagine a 20,000ft in total legnth giant octopus hell bent on world destruction. Imagine they were frozen from over 10 million years ago. Now imagine they were freed, and going head-to-head in the utlimate D-grade CGI battle that makes YouTuber’s work look like Lucas Ranch’s ILM…”

Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson. Think of the amazing acting range in that stellar duo. Still…can’t…breath. Tears…streaming…down…face…

debbie-gibson-cover.jpg(Holy 80’s batman!)

Here’s the trailer

Going to a White Sox charity event today where you get to walk on the field, and buy in game items from a table. If it’s like this years team, bet they don’t have bats…

Have a day!

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