Archive for September, 2014

Run-A-Rauner & Family Brawl

September 15th, 2014

IBruce Run-A-Rauner isn’t anything new. In fact, he’s a very common political tail. The incumbent is pretty “turdly” and (Ditka lives in Florida) not the best for the state. Now enter the snake oil salesman Full disclosure not a big fan of Pat Quinn. What he has done in moving CPS pension funds is disgusting. […]

Does The NFL Stand For…

September 12th, 2014

Nobody Fucking Listens? How about Never Fucking Lie? Oh, or maybe Neglectful Fired Losers!?!?!? Whatever the (Even the refs now?!?!) case, do not expect Goodell to get fired unless ALL teams demand it. This won’t blow over anytime soon, but in the mean time here are other acronyms for NFL that I wrote: -Naughty Filthy […]

CNN-Sucks Like A Vacuum…

September 11th, 2014

Sorry for no post yesterday. Family issues, nothing more And always remember, family comes ‘first’. It always will (I know, sorry) CNN hired an amazing new talking head with “Integrity” Former white house press secretary Jay Carney. WTF?!?! This is not journalism. It’s a bad reality show set in space I say “Space”, because anyone thinking […]

Rice Cooked & Stein Hate

September 9th, 2014

Now, new footage of Ray Rice showing his vile actions has surfaced from ‘TMZ Sports’. Video (Already knew) Ray Rice is now the face of violent indifference The shock wasn’t from the footage. We already knew that happened before, dragging her body It was the ‘quickness’ in which he attacked, and then the “ice cold […]

Jose & Hose B…

September 8th, 2014

What a big difference a letter makes. A guy who was applying (Nice!) for jobs, diligently every day, made a big change. He decided, to drop a letter in his first name. It went from Jose…….to Joe The responses were insane. His in box was full, and it was for jobs he had already applied for […]

Banner I’d Like To See…

September 5th, 2014

Well look, it’s fucking Friday already. How great is that? Football is back, the fall is approaching, & life is gooood (Farts Are Liberty) But what would make it better?!?!? Oh, I know, seeing a banner that read: “This Weekend Only-Fart Convention; It’s A Gas!”. Yes, I’m just a little boy who makes silly fart […]

Suck DyNasty & Cruzin’ Racism

September 4th, 2014

Phil Robertson, from Duck Dynasty puts the “Nasty” in Dynasty. He was recently on Hannity’s FOX show (Expert idiot maybe?) to discuss “ISIS”. Gee I wasn’t aware of his extensive foreign policy experience. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that’d be because he has NONE. But he does have a “solution” “You either have to convert them…or kill them” Bravo […]

Cee “A New” Lo…

September 3rd, 2014

Cee Lo Green has a lot less “Green” now a days After he pleaded no contest to ‘slipping’ ecstasy (“You’re next!”) to a woman in 2012. So that was bad, but it gets worse. Lil’ Jackass decided to go onto Twitter & say some of the dumbest, stupidly vile shit ever: “When someone brakes on […]

Back Baby & Slow Food

September 2nd, 2014

I’m back baby!!! Did you miss me? No? In fact ya had such a fun time without me, that I must (Boom!) always stay away for long periods of time?!?!?! That makes me regret going. Now on to big shit McDonald’s, Wendy’s, & other ‘fast-food’ joints are expected to be targeted with big acts of […]

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