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Obama Writes Letter…

December 16th, 2009

To Kim Jong-Il…

kin-jong-il.jpg(Oh, heerrrrroo)

Luckily we were able to get a copy. Want to see it? Well here you go…

Dear Shorty(hip-hop term, not height term),

What’s crackin biznitch? Hey, since it’s the holiday season, could you please not be a total cocksucker and make sure to tell us if you’re continuing nuclear programs to make a bomb in order to kill us? Cause if you are, that’d be super douchey. True dat.

Yo dog, can you do me a favor and tell us by year’s end? Otherwise I’ll be forced to send you another letter with a really threatening tone like a collection agent. Nobody wants to get angry letters with a threatening tone from people far away…

Enclosed is a McDonalds gift card for $25. The bad part is it’s only worth -234 won. Sorry, we had a really really shitty year bro, but still wanted to get you something. Me and the lady were going to swing into town in about a year and was wondering if you could hook us up with a killer suite at the newly constructed Ryugyong Hotel? You know, since you’re the “Surpreme Leader” and all. It’s cool if you can’t.

Do you have a Red Roof Inn, Motel 6, or Ho Jo cause they work too? Have a happy New Year or whatever you call it, and don’t go blowing anything up. Peace out!

Your home slice MC,

Ba “Rock” Obama

kim-jong-il-photo.jpg(These shades suck, fetch me new one’s)

Have a day!


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