Is titled, “You Bet Your Ass I Didn’t Write This”…

(The lying machine)

If she wrote that book…

I’m 18, drugs are legal, and Clinton never got blown by Lewinsky.

It’s 400 pages with no 34 point Helvetica font, no pictures, and no pop-ups…

Yeah, she didn’t touch this…

(Note the “prop” newspaper)

The working title they have is called “Going Rogue-An American Life”…

I have some other titles that could work:

-“Going Vogue:Politics Is Like Beauty Pageant Basketball”
-“McCain And I Did It In The Bus!”
-“How To Be A Sexy Quitter”
-“Moose Stew For The Soul”
-“The Smartest Thing To Ever Come Out Of My Mouth Is Todds Dick”

(Wha?)

Zing!

Is There A Toilet Big Enough…

To flush Jon and Kate down it? Let’s try this one…

(Woooooooosh)

Without Jon, it’s now titled “Kate Plus Eight”. I vote “The Train Wreck Family”…

Have a day!