Disney Buys Marvel Comics…

September 1st, 2009

Ensuring every superhero will now be supposedly well adjusted, get married, & live happily-ever-after to a hot teen soundtrack. It’s what most of us call Mormons…

marvel_comics.jpg(So, much, spandex)

Odd, they’re one dropped “M” away from morons…

I can’t wait till The Avengers add a pregnant Jaime Lynn Spears as Zoey 101…or Captain America is teaming up with the Jonas Brothers to defeat the Red Skull…

rummy-captian-america-spidey.jpg(Captain scoping Rummy’s junk?)

Afterwards they’ll all join hands and start singing about it in a snappy new tune called “His Head’s Red, But He Still Has A Heart” featuring Kelly Clarkson…

captain-america.jpg(Come here you big lug, “noogie time”!)

I just got sick on my older comics. Good thing they’re covered in mylar…

spider-man-eating.jpg(Spiderman’s my accountant Pete!)

It’s only a matter of time before the Hulk will have a thoughtful monologue on the importance of “being yourself” before hurling a semi off a bridge…

cpatain-miss-marvel.jpg(“That’s not a gun digging in your back”)

Here’s the good news. Lots of $ to throw at the production value. Good thing…

Disney writers. Bad thing…

Have a day!

7 Responses to “Disney Buys Marvel Comics…”

  1. yourdoll

    これらのラブドールは、所有者がいつでも性感染症や罪悪感のリスクなしに文字通り彼らとの性的出会いを試すことを可能にする柔軟性と服従を提供します。 sm ドール

  2. seblow

    Hey there, You’ve done an excellent job. I’ll certainly digg it and for my part recommend to my friends. I am confident they will be benefited from this web site. Sex Doll Blog

  3. cheap sex dolls

    bookmarked!!, I like your web site! tpe love doll

  4. A3212ELHLT-T

    EIS Components is the stocking Distributor of A3212ELHLT-T, we specialize in Allegro MicroSystems, LLC all series electronic components. A3212ELHLT-T can be shipped within 24 hours after order. If you have any demands for A3212ELHLT-T, Please kindly submit an RFQ here or send us an email. We will reply you as soon as possible.

  5. EP2C15AF484C8N

    EP2C15AF484C8N is available. We are distributor of Altera (Intel® Programmable Solutions Group) EP2C15AF484C8N. Buy EP2C15AF484C8N IC FPGA 315 I/O 484FBGA.

  6. instagram takipçi satın al

    instagram takipçi satın al

  7. MonteNeany

    treat ed

Leave a Reply

Proudly powered by WordPress. Theme developed with WordPress Theme Generator.
Copyright © All rights reserved.