Ensuring every superhero will now be supposedly well adjusted, get married, & live happily-ever-after to a hot teen soundtrack. It’s what most of us call Mormons…
(So, much, spandex)
Odd, they’re one dropped “M” away from morons…
I can’t wait till The Avengers add a pregnant Jaime Lynn Spears as Zoey 101…or Captain America is teaming up with the Jonas Brothers to defeat the Red Skull…
(Captain scoping Rummy’s junk?)
Afterwards they’ll all join hands and start singing about it in a snappy new tune called “His Head’s Red, But He Still Has A Heart” featuring Kelly Clarkson…
(Come here you big lug, “noogie time”!)
I just got sick on my older comics. Good thing they’re covered in mylar…
(Spiderman’s my accountant Pete!)
It’s only a matter of time before the Hulk will have a thoughtful monologue on the importance of “being yourself” before hurling a semi off a bridge…
(“That’s not a gun digging in your back”)
Here’s the good news. Lots of $ to throw at the production value. Good thing…
Disney writers. Bad thing…
Have a day!
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