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Footloose For Real…

May 9th, 2009

A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom. This was all said by his principal who still apparently thinks the world’s flat, the Easter Bunny’s real, and that “Snow” is “God’s dandruff”…

footloose-edition-collection-pochette-avant.jpg(My Six Degrees of Bacon is burning)

The handbook for the 84-student school says rock music “is part of the counterculture which seeks to implant seeds of rebellion in young people’s hearts and minds”. Great, their principle’s Bobby Boucher’s Mom from The Waterboy

kathy-bates-waterboy.jpg(Foosball & Rock music is the debil)

Kenny Loggins has about as much “rebellion” in his music as an armless, legless blind boxer mixed with John Tesh. What they’re saying is, “If you decide to drive on his magical highway to the dangerzone, you’re ticketed”. What a horrible example of irrational intolerance to kids you’re supposed to teach. It’s so sad, so stupid…

footloose-t-shirt.jpg(The B fell off, it was a fishing town)

If “music” is the devil, why do “they” get to sing during church? What they’re really saying is “Crappy religious music is fine, but if it’s produced, fun, or good, it’s off limits”. What about Creed, they were both? The part I do agree with is elevator muzak, Satan definitely had a hand in anything that sucks that hard, while you’re trapped in a small box for an extended period of time…

Blackhawks game tonight…

With the series tied at 2-2, buckle up buttercups, it’s “on” like a light-switch…

Have a day!

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