In 1912 the Hellmann’s Mayonnaise Company was shipping 12,000 jars from England to Vera Cruz, Mexico. On the first leg of the journey, it was cargo on the Titanic which sunk. This devastated Mexicans looking to zest up their rat sandwiches…

(Sink sandwiches!)

From them on it was known as Sinko De Mayo…

Another little slice of history about today, in Michoacan Mexico on May 5th, 1983 the entire city decided not to wear deodorant for an entire week leading up to the date…

(Oh doctor, the funk)

That event was known as “Stinko De Mayo”…

Britain Doesn’t Want A Savage Nation…

The British government published a blacklist on Tuesday of people recently banned from the country including a Hamas lawmaker and a Jewish extremist, as well as anti-gay protesters and a far-right US talk show host…

Who’s the far-right United States talk show host? Not Rusho, nor Hannity…

(Date rape Tuesdays)

You guessed it, long time bigot idiot extraordinaire Michael Savage…

His real name is Michael Alan Weiner…

Turd boy only has two modes: Lie or insult. Sometimes both. Savage is what happens when you smoke so much weed that your synapses actually stop firing…

(“I eat babies whole”)

Classic dumbass said, “You know what autism is? I’ll tell you what autism is. In 99% of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is”. Smooth move, you got people who have terrible teeth, and call the crapper a “Water Closet” to ban you. He’s nuttier than my poop after eating a jar of peanuts…

Have to talk like a pirate doing VO work for the Field Museum this afternoon, so wish me luck ye scallywags and one eyed plunderers. Ewww, sounds sexual…

Blackhawks Play Canucks Tonight at 7pm…

(Nice pop gun)

Expect a fight, from the men in white, but it’ll be alright, putting a puck in the net for a lamp to light, would make things really outta sight…

Have a day!