Can happen to anyone… (I love the head scratch) Some are just better at making them than others…we call em Reality TV contestants… George Carlin Irony The Washington Post said he was honored posthumously with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Then they showed his “seven dirty words you can never say on Television” […]

Like a baby’s three week old diaper after eating two cans of chili… (Sniffing cleats won’t get you to the pro-bowl kid) The Bears lost to the Green Bay Packers 37 to 3! They couldn’t block, they couldn’t tackle, they couldn’t catch, and hell they couldn’t find their ass in the dark with both hands […]

So long as you crate train them… (“There’s shit in here, & it’s not mine”) Good luck Bears! Now go have a day!

(Umm, doughy freshness) I like walking around saying, “Would jew, alike asome hot(roll the H) empanadas?” “They abe berry afreshis froma Chile. Buta look out for thea talking ones, they cut jew” (The Empanada gang works the upper east side) It’s looks a hell of lot like a Calzone, proving once again, different cultures like […]

(Sleep it off kid) My new thing aside from selling them on E-Bay, is “baby drinking parties”… It’s like regular parties… Loud, you can’t understand a word people are saying, and some one pukes… Dancing Without The Stars My mom loves DWTS! I keep saying it’s like a horrible cross between Hollywood Squares, Solid Gold, […]

(Can we “do it live” Bill?) Sure Orally is a loud, socially, unadjusted malcontent, who likes to shout people down rather than have reasonable discourse and attempt to understand peoples views or positions. He reflects the sour grapes of the GOP who are soar losers, and is one of the main reasons for our piss […]

(Was he drunk?) Title says it all. Today, I’m 3-7 with the hopes of going 3-10 so I never have to go through this asinine crap again. Stinking this bad, now I know what Kevin Federline must feel like… I’m thinking of picking up some new players for the final weeks… -Nopoint Jones -Larry McNohands […]

Joe The Plumber? Remember him? (Huh, seems impartial) I barely do. Wasn’t he supposed to be on *insert shitty reality show here*? I did write a music piece for him that I’ll be shooting this week… All apologies to Joan Osborne… If Joe had a Name, what would it be and – would you say […]

Sunshine! (Nap time) Cops wanted to talk to you… They have your pants, wallet, and your new wives with them… I love Nevada! Garbage Palin (Where’s Taddddddd?) I’m gonna miss lil’ dumbass. She’s nuttier my poop after eating 3lbs of cashews… The good news, she doesn’t look like she’s giving up the lime light anytime […]

If you’re dyslexic, it’s now the insane jesus freak 700 Club… (Big gun make shooty) I love the title of his new movie, Quantum Of Solace. It’s sophisticated, classy, & only physicists understanding the Planck constant of energy and momentum get it… Other titles thrown around… -Universe of Quark -Millennium of Photon -Tantrum of Loudness […]