If you’re dyslexic, it’s now the insane jesus freak 700 Club…

(Big gun make shooty)

I love the title of his new movie, Quantum Of Solace. It’s sophisticated, classy, & only physicists understanding the Planck constant of energy and momentum get it…

Other titles thrown around…

-Universe of Quark
-Millennium of Photon
-Tantrum of Loudness

Gee, I hope they have explosions, sex, car chases, and a saucy shot of his naked can. I’d bet my nuts on a chopping block they’re all in there along with piles of product placement…

Hey, it still beats the Michael Douglas saggy ass shot from Fatal Attraction…

Barney Bites Bitch

Did Barney Fife from Mayberry bite a hooker on the ass? Nope…

(Barney catches Otis “knocking one out”)

For those who say George W Bush doesn’t have any fight left in the tank, your wrong…

Bitten wrong…

When White House reporter Jon Decker went in to pet Barney, the dog bit him. Some say he did it because of the bad economy, others blame his Snausage free diet, while still others blame the daily water-boarding he receives from dad…

(Looks like my 1st blind date)

This is news? Oh, right, no one knows what to do now that Obama’s been elected. It’s like putting on your pants after you finally had sex the first time. It’s anti-climactic…

Funny Foto

(#1 show in America)

Go have a day!