The people spoke, Scott Walker won fair & square. Good for him

You voted for Citizens United. You voted to end the Middle Class

(Yes it is)

Bravo turds. Just know this, you deserve every damn thing ya get

Here’s what you lose: unions both public & private, the ability to

Have collective bargaining rights, the middle class, & the ability

(Human advertising?)

To pay all teachers, cops, firemen, janitors a fair wage. I’m sure

That won’t cause a problem if your teachers at Wal-Mart wages

But here’s what you got: Wisconsin will push towards a Right To

(Drink up buddy)

Work State lowering & depressing wages, end the Middle Class,

Give all corporate welfare in the form of tax cuts, lose jobs, cause

Serious inflation, & create only 2 classes of the mega rich & poor

Hey, you deserve everything you get, & when you’re screaming at

(Big date tonight!)

Others to help you, I’ll literally laugh in your face & say this gem

“You had a chance to prevent all of this, but you failed in paying

Attention to the EXACT POLICY a person will enact if in office”

Sucks to be you, then again, you still got the Green Bay Packers

When Texts Go Wrong

Hey, it happens. You finished that box of wine, & think, “Hey, I’m

(Dissed on the iphone)

gonna text now, what could possible go wrong”. Well….this could:

I try not to text during sex. It’s the modern day emery board effect

(Pretty simple)

Either that or I think you’re a nymph giving directions to your 9pm

Have a day!