What happens to Rick Santorum’s delegates? They check themselves
Into a mental health institution for voting for him? Naw. They’re now
(Wait, what?)
Able to vote for anyone they like, so long as Rick “releases them”. But
If he chooses to keep them, they must vote for him at the convention
Wow, nothing like knowingly voting for loser. John Kerry voters, I’m
Looking in your direction(actually “our”. It’s a regret I have). Welp
No use crying over split turds. They’re like pick up sticks. Stack them
Tall & flat. Whomever gets the nomination has to run against Obama
Which means they’ll only run on “He’s a Kenyan Baby Rapist Alien”
(Republican base)
Not a winning policy debate. It’s hilarious, sad, & the worst in us all
Allen West See’s Commies
You remember how the little kid saw “dead people”? Well Allen West
Now see’s Democratic commies in office. *Gasp* I know right? It’s so
(“You’re all commies”)
Sad using Joesph McCarthy, Glenn Beck, & Victoria Jackson’s material
When these people grow old, they will have to be haunted by these big
Fucked up insane comments. I say…GOOD. Know something before
(Your jacket ties in the back)
You open you big silly lying mouth. You people have lost your minds
There is no place in today’s modern Republican party for any rational
Adults. My brothers conservative Republican party is gone. They have
No place to go. You have the inmates running it all for the GOP. Sad
TOMORROW: Zimmerman ARRESTED
Have a day!