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What happens to Rick Santorum’s delegates? They check themselves

Into a mental health institution for voting for him? Naw. They’re now

(Wait, what?)

Able to vote for anyone they like, so long as Rick “releases them”. But

If he chooses to keep them, they must vote for him at the convention

Wow, nothing like knowingly voting for loser. John Kerry voters, I’m

Looking in your direction(actually “our”. It’s a regret I have). Welp

No use crying over split turds. They’re like pick up sticks. Stack them

Tall & flat. Whomever gets the nomination has to run against Obama

Which means they’ll only run on “He’s a Kenyan Baby Rapist Alien”

(Republican base)

Not a winning policy debate. It’s hilarious, sad, & the worst in us all

Allen West See’s Commies

You remember how the little kid saw “dead people”? Well Allen West

Now see’s Democratic commies in office. *Gasp* I know right? It’s so

(“You’re all commies”)

Sad using Joesph McCarthy, Glenn Beck, & Victoria Jackson’s material

When these people grow old, they will have to be haunted by these big

Fucked up insane comments. I say…GOOD. Know something before

(Your jacket ties in the back)

You open you big silly lying mouth. You people have lost your minds

There is no place in today’s modern Republican party for any rational

Adults. My brothers conservative Republican party is gone. They have

No place to go. You have the inmates running it all for the GOP. Sad

TOMORROW: Zimmerman ARRESTED

Have a day!


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