Mitt won Michigan, but just barely. He won it 41%-38%

(The Turd Twins)

That’s close, but not in an official sanctioned “Turd-Off”

Anything over 1% is considered a blow out in Turd Land

Kid Rock endorsed Romney. Who’s Kid Rock you ask???

(Nice do, kids can live in it)

The forgotten subpar singer who’s penis was in Pamela

Anderson’s vagina. Not his music so much. Just sayin’…

In all this GOP primary insanity, I feel bad for one guy…

(I hold the balls like this)

Newt “Mr. Potato Head” Gingrich. He needs the spot light

To make his insane, bigoted, sexist, historically stupid lies

Come on Newt, we know you’re good for it. Buckle up…

(Zing!)

I’m guessing “White people should legally be able to rape

whomever they want” is coming soon to a mouth near you

Snowe Big Deal

Republican Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine will leave

She could run again but simply doesn’t want to. But why?

(So long jackholes)

One basic reason. Gridlock. And it’s coming from a GOP

Tied right to Grover Norquist & the Tea Party. She said:

“I don’t realistically expect the partisanship of recent
years in the Senate to change over the short term”

Translation: “The Tea Party & today’s Republican base
are totally nucking futs. I can’t work with you idiots”

(Classy)

The current Republican party reminds me of a loud bully

They only want what they want when they want it. If they

Don’t get it, they’ll punch ya & burn down the entire school

(Burn it all!)

It’s so 1980’s movies jerks. Update your doucheness level

Or decide to act normal & work for American’s. Don’t hold

Your breath. You’ll turn as blue as they are and pass out…

Have a day!