Turns out Kevin Smith is too fat to fly…

(Fatties fly free?)

At least that’s what Southwest Airlines think…

Southwest says it “Customer of Size” policy require travelers must fit safely and comfortably in one seat or make other arrangements. Like buying another seat…

(They don’t want you chunky)

Wow, now we have to be packed on an airplane like cattle AND pay for extra space when you’re super fat. That’s like making fat veal pay for an extra box space…

Smith even passed the “armrest test” so everyone knows they blew it bigtime…

(Shit)

Let’s make a deal Southwest, if you stop sticking it to fatties, I’ll pretend your “jokster” flight attendants cracking jokes on a 6:05am flight are sorta funny…

Fine airlines, then fat people will start building their own airplanes or airlines…

(Fatty Airlines!)

Where they serve 5 meals on a standard 2 hour flight and do gravy keg stands…

Suck it skinny people!

Have a day!