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Tiger Woods…

November 30th, 2009

And his wife Elin have a new line of SUV’s that come standard with both rear windows shattered called “A Hole In One”. Classier than a diamond tuning fork…

tiger-and-elin.jpg(Privacy PLEASE!)

Tiger “the most recognizable athlete on earth” Woods would like you to understand “this is a private matter” he made in a “public statement”. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggght…

Funny Tiger, why is everything a “private matter” when you royally fucked up…

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But a “public matter” when you need us to buy your shit?

I see how that works…

Ginger Day Attacks…

Are about as smart as ice fishing with a dick…

ice-fishing-with-your-dick.JPG(Ice fishing with a dick)

In other words don’t do it…

I mean, if douchebags want to have “Kick a Ginger Day” in honor of South Park…

redhead-at-beach.jpg(Why must “dickbags” kick me?)

I suggested we have “Beat And Rape an Asshole Day After Taking Their Wallet”…

Just sayin’…

Have a day!

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