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Dead People Can Win AMA’s?

November 23rd, 2009

Where the hell is Morrison’s, Hendrick’s, & Elvis’s then?

jermaine-jackson.jpg(Jermaine finger paints air)

Michael Jackson posthumously won 4 AMA’s. Wow, I guess that “Wasn’t It”…

Looks like daddy Jackson, and the other “five” need more houses…

green-day-vma.jpg(Green Day about to AMA stab reporter)

Guess the Black Eyed Peas won for Best “Mind Rape” Song with “I Gotta Feeling”…

Now I have to listen to Billy Ocean’s Carriabian Queen just to purge my system…

billy-ocean-carrieabin-queen.jpg(Suddenly, I have to shit)

My head hurts…

Healthcare Skelter!

Meh, the debate is pretty much over. It’s a matter of collecting votes. With 77% of American wanting the Public Option, people opposing it will be voted out of office…

passage-of-bill.jpg(Sounds easy enough)

You better pass it quick because my liver is failing…

*Take a huge swig from a Jack Daniels bottle*

Hurry…

funny-flow-chart.jpg(Flowchart option #2)

Have a day!

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