No, not like you think…

(Lego called, they want their hair back)

Sure Orca’s leaving day-time tv in 2011 after a 25 year run…

Only to move her show to her own network called OWN(Oprah Winfrey Network)…

(“Now I want to be even bigger”)

Oprah just told god “Ahem, you’re sitting in my chair”…

Now couch, ice cream, & tissue manufactures can’t thank her enough…

(Oprah’s Bush explains the pimp slap)

If you goggle “god” the first 200 hits are Oprah…

I’m sayin’ she’s big is all…

Two shows tonight in Chicago. Don’t be a silly head and get there…

Have a day!