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November 3rd, 2009

“All The Single Ladies” at a Nursing Home…

all-the-single-ladies.jpg(Legs shouldn’t bend that way)

Unless you’re a hip surgeon in dire need of work…

It’s good advice if you think about it…

Instead Of Poker Face…

Poke HIS face…

poke-his-face.jpg(Poke his eyes)

College Football’s a mean sport. Look at this

In football you never take your hand, then shove your fingers into their face mask trying to poke or gauge out their eyes. That’s pretty rough for barbarians…

poke-you-eye-out.jpg(Happens while brushing hair. For true)

The punishment? He’s benched for only the half in the upcoming Vanderbilt game…

One half? Really? What’s the punishment for pissing on someone? A quarter?

Giant Crack In Africa…

Don’t look…

crack.jpg(Each cube is 217ft tall)

You thought it was going to be someone’s huge ass crack didn’t you? For shame…

I would’ve, but this was the only good photo I could find…

butt-crack.jpg(See, underwhelming right?)

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