It’s called Labor Day, but no one works…

(I just puked)

Let’s call it Laborless Day…

With unemployment hitting 9.7%, everyday is Laborless Day for them…

Meh, it’s still a chance to have a super mega kick ass BBQ’s, play wiffleball, or maybe a little bocce ball. Nothing like grown men standing around flinging their balls…

(Nice form, for a man with no spine)

Leave it to the Italians to invent a game where you have one free hand to hold your booze. You’d think us Irish would of come up with it, but we were too busy fighting…

Top Five Things People Do On Labor Day That They Shouldn’t

5) Nothing
4) Complain About Work
3) Watch Fox News
2) Lose In Wii Sports To Their Child
1) Threaten Significant Other With Sex

Trying #1 might backfire resulting in an “early night” if they take you up on it…

Have a day!