by now ya know about Jim Carrey’s hilarious satire video called

(suck it!)

“Cold Dead Hand” on funnyordie. It seems after FOX did their

“Let’s Just Personally Insult Jim Carrey Hate Fest”, Jim Carrey

took the time to respond in a Press Release offering his views:

Since I released my “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die this week,
I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs & viciously slander
me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I’d
take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone
with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery.
That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.

I’ll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost
-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and
intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams
and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.

I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty
and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as
nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.
I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence.

#1 rule, don’t fuck with a comedian trying to trade insults. We

know exactly what we’re doing….& have been doing it a while

you don’t. You showed up to a fight taking off your coat when

(it’s not news)

we already landed 17 shots to your dome. The sweetest irony?

Carrey played “both” parts in the satire. The pro-gun nut side

in Heston, & all the thoughtful pro-gun regulation as the nice

country western singer. If he was mocking all the south, why

do that? Cause these ignorant sad morons don’t know satire

(not a foot to stand on)

So now the “Final Score” remains: Jim Carrey 2 and FOX 0

Have a day!

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