I mean, come on…

(“Extra” Padding for sure)

It’s true. It’s never the actual act. It’s always the lie or cover-up

Turns out he has even more pics of him. Some x-rated

Weiner, Weiner, Weiner, you always disappoint me

*John looks up from his pants*

And you too Congressman

(“Have you seen my penis on-line yet?”)

The best part? No matter what he does from now on…

Even if he ends poverty, world hunger, and cures cancer…

He’ll always be know as “Weiner’s Weiner!”

(“You said you wanted a penis pic”)

AKA “That dumbass dude who posted his tighty whitey junk on-line”

Have a day!

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