Just think; you were cooler & less annoying than the Menard’s guy
(Save $3 off paint!)
Who looked like grandpa from 16 Candles
(Dong, Grandpa is talking to you!)
Now you’re carpeting heaven with shag wall-to-wall plush
Throw up a black-light poster, a lava lamp, some Zepplin
And it’s ON like a light switch…
Have a day!