Captain Kirk’s now 80. *Enterprise doors shhhhhhhh*

(Nice)

Sorry, standing too close to the door sensor…

Spock got him a cane with a horn on that says, “Old Fart”

Kirk said, “Are you out of your Vulcan mind Spock?

I could scare the older older ladies riding rascals into a ditch”

(Whoopsie Gammy!)

Sad but true. Meh, if you’re older, make sure to enjoy the ride

(Smoke em if you got em)

And hit it with everything that has a pulse. Viva Vagra

Have a day!