I thought a Friars Roast was supposed to be funny

(It’s a fiery logo)

Some of the comedians, I like…

But the material was weaker than a 90 year-old on dialysis

(I kid, he’s actually 107)

Trump still has his own building in Chicago. They even added a new “top” piece to it

(Chump Towers)

If the man with suitcase handles on his hair can run for the White House

Then any living carbonite based life form can too

(Ah yes, a “can tan”)

That means your cat “Princess Of Perrrrrrrrsha” could run

And maybe win because unlike Palin or any GOP’ers, it can “clean” itself…

Zing, Zong, Zung

Have a day!