Governor Chris Christie said on Friday

chris-christie.jpg(Suck on my Jersey flag pin!)

That he’s not worried about businesses leaving for Illinois

Because Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn is “a disaster”

Christie, while he’s far from perfect, don’t call our governor a “disaster”

chris-christie-cu.jpg(He “ate” the former governor?)

You know the old saying…

Those who live in greasy Guido houses, shouldn’t throw Snookie’s

The best things to come out of Jersey are Bon Jovi

And Indians so you could live there…

new-jersey-brick-patchwork.jpg(Jersey “brick” patchwork)

Besides, clean up your own back yard 1st Charlie Weis Jr

(In Jersey accent) It’s fucking filthy cause-a all you crazy stugots!

Worst Buddy Cop Movie Ever

Gary Busey And Charlie Sheen in “Beverly Hill Cracked”

charlie-sheen-pulling-kid-down.jpg(I said “tiger blood”!)

Other unused titles:

“Starkteeth And Nuts”
“Batshit Boys”

Have a day!

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