Turns out his Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

(I have a jetpack in my robe)

Has a wife who was paid $700,000 by the Heritage Foundation

A “conservative think tank,” between 2003 and 2007

She also got undisclosed $ by a Tea Party lobbying group in 2009

She is an active Tea Party member lobbyist…

(“Shit baby, you killin’ me”)

Last year, you’ll recall, the votes of Thomas and Scalia swung the Court the direction of the right-wing group Citizens United – plaintiffs in the case that struck down federal laws limiting corporate campaign contributions letting them buy elections

Before the decision, Thomas and Scalia also participated in a political retreat hosted by Tea Party billionaire financiers Charles and David Koch, driving forces behind loosening restrictions on big money in politics. They’re also behind Wisconsin

Back in 1991 when Thomas was nominated to the Supreme Court

Guess who spent $100,000 to support his nomination

You guess it, Citizens United

(Sorry dude)

He should’ve recused himself from the Citizens United decision

Jumbo conflict of interest here

He didn’t, and now shit is hitting the fan

Harder than a group of people with explosive diarrhea in a wind tunnel

No big loss. He’s went five years without asking a single question

They’re not even trying to pretending anymore

(Douchebags)

That billionaires or corporations will control everything including elections

Gee, then for extra credit, they’re trying to kill the middle-class

This is honestly the kind of shit that starts revolutions

Don’t ask shocked when people rise up to vote your lying Republican asses out

Have a day!