You know what’s happening in Wisconsin by now…

(No thanks)

No, I mean aside from hunting, bad teeth, and dairy

If you don’t, let me get you up to speed…

Labor: “We’ll cut our pay and even pay into our own benefits

We’re here to work with you; just don’t take collective bargaining away”

Walker: “Um, go fuck yourselves. I’m gonna bust your union for tax cuts”

(Weeeeee, me is learnding)

Then dude doesn’t understand why 61% & growing disagree with him?

Oh that smell, the smell that surrounds you…

Also turns out, people protesting, and sleeping in the capital

Makes it smell like total assssssssssssssssssssssssssss

They have to shut it down for a day so they can clean it

In what he thinks is a “union busting move”

Akin to his hero Ronald Reagan with the air traffic controllers

(Not even close to related)

Walker “thinks” he has the right ideals in site…

Turns out Reagan was the president of the United States

And they were overpaid and refused a cut

While you’re a governor of state with cheese, porn, guns as their top exports…

And a massive majority of people in your state think you’re wrong

The irony; Reagan was the HEAD OF HIS SAG UNION

(Oh god)

You can’t convince a moron forks don’t go into light sockets

You must let them poke it in to straighten their hair out

At which point they’ll turn around

And blame the unions for faulty electrical work

The bigger the douchebag, the weaker the listening skills

When Charlie Sheen…

Starts his own religion soon…and he will

(No bodies home)

It’ll still be only half insaneo-batshit-crazy as Scientology

Have a day!